So, I just woke up about 30 minutes ago, and smoked some alaskan thunderfuck… It was really good. And right after I finished, my cousin asked me to help him with his precal/trig homework. (I took calculus last year, and haven’t done math since lol…)
and finished the problem in about 30 seconds. He still hadn’t finished it 5 minutes later when i explained how it worked.
me: here’s the bowl *holds it out to her*
imarealboi: *stares at computer screen*
me: ok, or not. *starts to take a hit*
imarealboi: no, give it here.
me: but you took 3 hits, i only took one, now I’m gonna take two, you still had more.
imarealboi: but it’s my weed
me: but you’ve been smoking my weed for the past two weeks
imarealboi: yeah but i was decent with your weed.
me: but you smoked a lot more.
imarealboi: … shut up.
me: *starts to take a hit*
imarealboi: no, dick!
me: i tried to give it back but then when i did, you didn’t take it.
imarealboi: but i want it now.
me: are you sure it’s not just the case of you wanting what you can’t have?
imarealboi: that seems to be a recurring question in my life right now.
me: yeah, i noticed… but I wasn’t going to say anything…. *coughs*
Doctorthugnificent is sitting at my house fucking baked as shit right now. We smoked this stuff called Spike Gold, which is a legal incense like salvia and whatnot. Well he’s sitting here tripping some serious balls and saying, “I’m a grub,” and squirming.
In the truest sense of the term, at least at my house, he is truly losing his shit.
… And all of the sudden he’s sitting still and silent.
“I hope this is not my facebook wall, cause I’ll go on there and see this quote from later today, and all my friends will see it and be like you’re dumb. He’s again, losing his shit. lol.”
“I’m typing this all down on facebook,” I lied.
Immediately he begins shaking, almost seizing, and shouts, “Goddamnit!!!”
His seizure reverts to laughing as he stands up and walks to the door, gasping I’m gonna go out side…
And now he’s out there talking about how he think’s he’s having a seizure….
Dude’s fucking baked.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=337401064215&ref=mf
do you remember when I started this shit sophomore year? lol i left a long time ago but apparently people are still in it… some i don’t even know lol..
“Yo,
“Ah…” as Betty toked her way to sleep, she had just enjoyed her medicine, here marijauana. She was high now, but was also healing her body, The year’s 2100…..exactly 90 years from now, and Cannabis is legal to own, grow, produce and sell. It is, by in large, the number 1 cash crop on Planet Earth. With thousands of uses; including medicine, fuel, food, clothing, paper, oil, etc, and not to mention you get high :D. Smoking weed is a plus for anyone, it is completely different then tobacco. It heals the body, kills cancer cells and grows new healthy cells. Marijauana is like tylenol now, everyone does it to keep safe. The thing is..there’s this new drug out, it’s called “Mushrooms”, it’s healthy and all like Marijuana, but it’s much stronger and make’s you “Trip”. You hallucinate and it is said to have some sort of spiritual meaning to it. Try it sometime, you might learn something. Well, it’s close to being Legalized like Pot was back in the early 2000s.
Just leting /weed/ know, later bros.”
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